First up in Fugly Week is this offering from Office. They call it Lethal Fringing. I call it Fugging Lethal. It's definitely a case of Too Many Trends happening in one shoe. Fringing? Check. Moccasin stylings? Check. Platform? Check. Shoeboot? Check.
Sadly I can see them being a favourite in magazines, 'styled' in some sort of urban folksy cowboy ensemble featuring a maternity tunic belted in with, oooh, 3 belts, fringed suedette waistcoat and stonewash denim hotpants and splashed with "SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!" fawnings. Ugh. If this actually becomes a reality, I will officially renounce women's magazines forever.
If you want to take a closer gawp in a freak show kinda way then do so here or in store. Don't blame me for any damage to your retinas caused by prolonged exposure to such fug.
Sadly I can see them being a favourite in magazines, 'styled' in some sort of urban folksy cowboy ensemble featuring a maternity tunic belted in with, oooh, 3 belts, fringed suedette waistcoat and stonewash denim hotpants and splashed with "SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!" fawnings. Ugh. If this actually becomes a reality, I will officially renounce women's magazines forever.
If you want to take a closer gawp in a freak show kinda way then do so here or in store. Don't blame me for any damage to your retinas caused by prolonged exposure to such fug.
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